#but if i was him

[eidolons-stuff]

Xavier: "I don't think it's a good idea to crash their date. Especially with Wednesday being there"

Ajax: "I don't care. I need to ask Enid!"

*Ajax takes off & Xavier follows to hopefully prevent a murder*

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[scramratz]

[notaplaceofhonour]

okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[disgruntleddemon]

dead meme format ik, but this is basically what pops into my head whenever i see a dumb take on their dynamic

[magentasnail]

served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[abreathlessplace]

"i wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time."

[panvatar]

As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.

He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[candycatfalls]

the book of bill is great

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[artsymeeshee]

Felt a need to draw hugs (thinking about sea grunks has made me extra emotional :’))

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"