#but if i was him

[barryhotter]

yabber yabber, here we go again.

i dont think anybody talks about how utterly USELESS peter pettigrew was. for those of you who forgot, thats ronald weasleys RAT, which we're not even gonna touch on that, because wtf?

i dont know how ron weasley recovered from that because imagine your dog. your old, sick little dying dog on its little deathbed, you love her to BITS, right? you take the dog out for walks, feed it, it sleeps in your bed, right?

WELL, GUESS WHAT? MITTENS IS A GROWN MAN PAL!!!! YEAH! AND YOUR LITTLE MITTENS ACTUALLY ASSISTED IN THE DEATH OF YOUR BEST FRIEND'S PARENTS! YEPPP!!! A MASS MURDERER IS HUNTING YOUR PET DOG, PAL.

THATS,,,,,.... INSANE?

no but i know peter's supposed to be a coward or whatever but why didn't voldemort just... kill him? if i was voldemort id be FUCKING PISSED

i was a PARASITE on another man's head. you were SITTING in ron weasley's pocket while i scrounged around like a gremlin trying to stay alive - you HEARD them tell ron that i was the one after the philosopher's stone? you weren't worried? just a bit??? i was attached to another man's CRANIUM. you HEARD about this, and you did NOTHING. you were what being a rat??? eating rat food??? dont piss me off

why didn't you just KILL HARRY POTTER THE MINUTE YOU HEARD EVEN A HINT OF EVIDENCE I MIGHT BE ALIVE???

and in SECOND YEAR. heir of SLYTHERIN??? you were on the og death eaters, you KNOW my ancestry. who do you think it WAS?????

muggleborns were getting SNIPED, left and right, everybody was talking about the pattern of people who were being killed. you didnt think, hmmm,,,, who ELSE hates muggleborns...?

you didn't even stop to consider,,, HMMM.. SUSPICIOUS? YOU JUST KEPT EATING FOOD? SITTING ON YOUR ASS?? HELLO???? i had to use GINNY WEASLEY. GINNY WEASLEY, YOUR OWNER'S SISTER BY THE WAY!!! GINNY WEASLEY TO STAY ALIVE. AND YOU WHAT, YOU HAD TO SMELL POLYJUICE POTIONS IN A BATHROOM FOR A FEW MONTHS???

you were sleeping in a bed . with a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD . FOR YEARRRRRRSSSS ON END. (also lets investigate fred and george because they didnt even question ron sleeping with a man in his bed for two years?? a man they'd never heard of??? um?) WHAT WERE YOU UP TOOO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

third year, hearing about sirius black is when you decide to make a move and find me. HUH?

[eidolons-stuff]

Xavier: "I don't think it's a good idea to crash their date. Especially with Wednesday being there"

Ajax: "I don't care. I need to ask Enid!"

*Ajax takes off & Xavier follows to hopefully prevent a murder*

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[scramratz]

[notaplaceofhonour]

okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[bauliya]

as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x

[disgruntleddemon]

dead meme format ik, but this is basically what pops into my head whenever i see a dumb take on their dynamic

[magentasnail]

served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[panvatar]

As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.

He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready